Quotes of the Night

Like shooting fish in a barrel:

"I'm in trouble."
—Dan, 9 seconds before following his wife, who drove up the driveway to fetch him, trying to explain the subtle intricacies of a loving and commited relationship

"Was that his wife or his girlfriend?"
—Steve, watching Dan's wife leave

"I didn't drink dinner tonight."
—Jaime, trying to explain away her wackiness

"I'm out of breath — and drunk."
—Heath, trying to explain his performance

"Why don't you follow me around and analyze why my pants get wet?!"
—Heath, trying to explain something, to Kuklis

"She got hit by a drunk driver."
—Selene, trying to explain why X2 got dropped

"Fuck the pond!"
—Someone shouting, trying to explain a complex interaction with the earth

"Don't get beat by someone who still needs lunch money."
—Me, trying to explain to the Tank why he should strive to stay ahead of Joey.

"I generally don't turn them down."
—Mindi, trying to explain her outlook on hugs, when offered one by Dan, who would later get drug home by his wife

"Okay, but don't hump my leg this time."
—Kuklis, trying to explain his reluctance to accept a hug from Shellee

"I didn't drink dinner tonight."
—Jaime, trying to explain away her wackiness

With all due respect, let's give credit where credit's due. The above was actually coined by Jamie--notice the correct spelling--Bock, after drinking 4 PBRs in Race 1, not Jaime (aka, Horniest Woman in Emmaus)

For the record- she just didn't want me sleeping next to the driveway or in a dog bed all night.

bill wrote:
"Was that his wife or his girlfriend?"
—Steve, watching Dan's wife leave

And to Answer Steve's question- she is both!

With all due respect, let's give credit where credit's due. The above was actually coined by Jamie--notice the correct spelling--Bock, after drinking 4 PBRs in Race 1, not Jaime (aka, Horniest Woman in Emmaus)

Thank you Beth for clearing that up...I was concerned that somehow I was drinking when I really wasn't...

"Does my facial hair make me look gay?"
--Heath, assessing his new look

"I didn't want her to be cold and uncomfortable tonight."
--Heath, on why he didn't bring Izzy

"I wasn't grabbing, I was patting!"
--Heath, in response to being accused of inappropriately touching another [male] FSXers butt

"I kissed Killingsworth!!!"
--Heath, after laying a wet one on Dan at the firepit

Did he kiss Dan, or did he pee on Dan's pants in addition to his own?

Heath, rest assured you don't look gay.... you look like the guy in leather from The Village People.

"I know nothing of recent history, only ancient history"
overheard and credited to Yozell

i love dan.

"I looked up sandbagger on the internet and your name came up more than anyone's."
—Dan, drunk, pre-Heath-kiss, to Yozell

"How can you race elite and be sandbagging?"
—Yozell, the lonely sober voice of reason drowned out by laughter

Man, I gotta stop drinking.... but to be fair I didnt say Yozell was a sandbagger, just his name came up on the list on crossresults.com which also includes Compton, Trebon, Johnson, etc.... as sandbaggers... Look here- http://crossresults.com/?pct=5&count=80&minCount=5&n=results&sn=ds