Quotes of the Night

"It felt like I was in a bad dream, and I was the only person racing."
—Plunkett, alone on the course with only 28 racers

"He's having separation anxiety. No one has made him sit in one place for an hour today."
—Bill, on Duke lost without Ray

"That was really fun. It was pretty and so quiet."
Xine, after Race 1

"I really felt like crying."
—Duane, after Race 1

"This is the best beer I've ever had. I'm going to savor it."
—Kuklis, getting the last beer of Race 2, putting him ahead of Robi by one point in the PBR race

"Why don't you put it in your pants so at least you'll look like a man?"
—Robi to Kuklis

"I'm not done? I'm not done?"
—Neyen, disoriented after his second lap in Race 2

"C'mon, Brad! Show these drunks how it's done."
—Bill, as Brad came through the sandbox with the PBR chuggers in Lap 1

"My season is over."
—Plunkett, during a 15-minute PBR stop

"Are you just pretending to be firemen?"
—Juniper Pryor to Taus and Steve

"Give me that. I'm taking over."
—Kuklis to Tom, before demonstrating his perfect marshmallow-roasting technique