Quotes of the Night

"I need a plural beer."--Pete in response to the shortcut being "Peeps, in plural"

"Don't throw up this time."--Plunkett to Army Jay on the 2nd shortcut lap after Jay couldn't keep down the buttermilk and potato-from-a-jar

"That almost looks like a dirty Sanchez."--Jaime, commenting on Cush's mudring mouth

"There's too many athletes out there tonight."--Ryan, after DNFing Race 2

"The insides are even muddier than the outside."--Taylor, who chose Guinness underwear as his riding attire