$hit talkin' starts now...

You are all weak.
I am strong.
Inmenu: I intend on hooking, chopping, cheating, lying, stealing, etc. in order to defend my FSX Jersey.
Bring it on...You can't touch me.
I built a BMX track in my yard to train for FSX.
I am not a di@k...that would be breaking the rules...I am just a bit of a douche. And kinda a di@k.
What 'cha gonna do 'bout it?
I will have courage to give good stroke...Will u?

And for those of you new to FSX, you will definately want to bring a trainer or rollers to warm up. It's paramount that you have your diesels revved up for the start.

A trainer or rollers? I think you really mean business this year! Must be 'cause it's all serious and official this time around!!! I think I might put my money on Ryan this year!

Ah, yes. The venue has changed, but thankfully, the main cast of characters remains the same. And although we are "legit" and can't technically keep the di@ks away, a few hooks by #5 should send 'em on their way cryin' back home. Bring it on.

The HUP train will be rolling, and you better not be in the way.
Its gonna be like TJ on JP @ Gloucester all night long.

Forget it Ryan, not a chance.
I've got a pit bike,
I've got a pit crew,
And I've got pit stains.
I've been doin' top secret bronchial training,
I've got EPO, GTO and WZZO
I'm forgoing all the gay weekend cross races,
And, I'm peaking just in time for FSX.
You're goin' DOWN.

Brad

Rollers? Really?
The only thing you should be rolling before the start are some cans of brew my way.