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Quotes of the Night

Post  bill on Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:05 am

I was too busy to pay much attention, but we heard this much around the scoring table:

"Violation on Kuklis."
—James, busting Andy for an unfinished PBR.

"I can have this one?"
—Plunkett, ecstatically opting for a PBR pounder over the 12-ouncers.

"He's as hairy as Topher."
—Your 'umble narrator, watching Matt S. disrobe.

"Where does this thing start?"
—Army Jay, looking for the beginning of the course — out at the goat field.

"Go, Nipples!"
—the crowd, cheering for Fan Favorite Dan H.

"Who's that rider with issues?"
—Beth, unwittingly making fun of Steak coming out of the pines.

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Re: Quotes of the Night

Post  brad on Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:32 am

"Waaaah! Waaaaah! Waaaaaaaaah!"
-Issac Yozell, apparently upset he's not big enough to swing a leg over the top tube...

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From Natalie, this morning

Post  bill on Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:42 am

"There were a lot of dogs. But what happened to that one they called Pig Dog?"

"A lady slid all the way down the hill then her bike landed on her."

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quote of the morning

Post  brad on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:13 am

"Do we have any Advil?"
-Tracy, sore from going over the bars... and then hit in the back of the head with her bike. What a trooper.

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Re: Quotes of the Night

Post  dan on Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:25 pm

"Why do I drink...." - Plunkett as he came barreling back into the main course after taking the PBR shortcut in race 2

"Just call out which side you are going to puke on so I can avoid it" Me after getting behind Plunkett after his PBR shortcut

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Re: Quotes of the Night

Post  steak on Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:35 pm

"Dude, don't you know anything about Haiku?"
-Japanese poetry expert Andy Kuklis ((note to Haiku critics: Google "morae"))

-"Is it possible I could hit one more damn thing?"
-X2, blugeoning her way through side yard

-"I felt good out there. Tonight was the first time I rode the course angry"
-Steve

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Quotes of a 4 yr old at his first FSX:

Post  Ryan P. on Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:45 am

"Drink faster daddy!"
"I liked the beer race."
"Can we go to Bill's every night?"
"Why did Kuklic crash?"
"Why was that car-truck trashcan there?"
"Why are you wearing that shirt?"
"Why does Ray have to bring his f#@$ing dog, daddy?"
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Re: Quotes of the Night

Post  Matt S. on Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:31 pm

Me (after first race): I threw up in my mouth...twice.
Kuklis - That's actually pretty normal.
Ryan - Just don't *actually* throw up, that's highly frowned upon.

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