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The DNF Title

Post  bill on Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:56 am

I haven't added it all up yet, but in terms of purity if not sheer number, it seems as if Scooter is the master of futility: He has never not DNFed.

Perfection in any pursuit is admirable. Last night he achieved the feat by crumpling his wheel in the sandbox corner.

Ignosh is high on the list, too, I think. Can someone with spare time give us a count, percentages, perhaps ratings of style as well and post it here?

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Re: The DNF Title

Post  brad on Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:24 am

Bill if I have time this afternoon, I'll set up a spreadsheet. What about DNSs? You haven't tracked these, but without naming names there have been some conspicuous offenders....

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Post  Bowman on Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:14 pm

Can Scooter do the race for people who don't race, since he has yet to finish a race?

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Post  Veloscoot on Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:20 pm

I definitely think I should be able to enter the race for people who don't race. Not only am I the all time lanter rouge, but who else crashes like this guy. You have to admit, I put on a hell of a display. From crashing in front of the entire pack after chugging a PBR to the sweet superman in front of Brian, and who can't forget that look of amazement on everyon's face from almost folding a wheel completely in half right by the driveway! Need I say more afro Oh and by the way...the cider wore off this morning and the right arm is not good in any realm of the word!

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Post  Chuck on Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:41 pm

Veloscoot wrote: Not only am I the all time lanter rouge, but who else crashes like this guy. You have to admit, I put on a hell of a display.
I don't know Scooter, when I return to 5th Street next Sunday I plan on giving you a run for the money in the crash department. And busting out some sweet dance moves in the process...

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Here they are, the Kings of DNF

Post  brad on Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:03 am

As near as I can figure...

Bill, I know what a chore the results are for you, but once again, my respect increases in light of attempting these calculations.

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Post  BikeBeth on Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:03 am

Technically, Brad is correct. Scooter has 100% DNF. However, in Race 1 (Oct. 11), Scooter registered under his given name of Scott where he finished the race (4 laps in 33:06 for a 21st). Hmmm...wonder how he got that nickname?

Also, Swope should be on the list...with 1 DNF out of 2 races.

And both Duane and Jeremy have one too many races; two of those are DNS. So although it's not Scooter, there IS someone with 100% DNF.
Jeremy: 1 DNF, 1 DNS.

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