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Quotes of the night

Post  brad on Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:54 pm

first up...
"Brad can I smell your cup?" -Stacy "qout-o-matic" Pearson, apparently interested in the aroma wafting from the snifter of cognac

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Re: Quotes of the night

Post  BikeBeth on Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:37 am

"AHHHHHH, OHHHHH, EHHHHHHH, OWWWWWWW, GRRRRR, F&%$, S#$!"
--Pryor, in the goat field, Race 2

"Did you hear all that screaming out there?"
--Taylor, referring to Pryor's brush with the goat fence

"Here comes Mr. Pretty Pants!"
--Shellee, as Pete crosses the line in his denim lycra

"I just want to see if I can crash again."
--Lisa, on her decision to start Race 2

"My goal is to only do two laps."
--Emily, taking 8 minutes to "chug" her Peeber

"It's REALLY big!"
--X2, on Xine's borrowed bike coming by the firepit on Race 2

"What do you need..a hot-meat injection?"
--Ray to Ryan, when Ryan complains that his back is sore

"I like that his girlfriend's name is Pam. It makes it more special."
--Pam, admitting her crush on "The Office" hottie, Jim
"John!"
--John, coming through the timing chute after Laps 1-4 and Laps 1-3 on the night.

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Re: Quotes of the night

Post  flahute on Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:08 pm

"That was the worst beer I've ever hed."
--Plunkett, referring to the PBR he lost during Race 1
"Don't you say that every weekend?"
--X2
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Re: Quotes of the night

Post  dan on Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:15 pm

"somewhere theres a redneck thinking the cross cam is a total waste of a perfectly good game camera" -overheard and unknown.....

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Re: Quotes of the night

Post  John S on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:41 pm

dan wrote:"somewhere theres a redneck thinking the cross cam is a total waste of a perfectly good game camera" -overheard and unknown.....

That would be me drunken

Here's another overheard and unknown, that was a GENUINE head turner.

"he got me from behind and then sucked my chain"

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Re: Quotes of the night

Post  flahute on Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:52 pm

John S wrote:Here's another overheard and unknown, that was a GENUINE head turner.

"he got me from behind and then sucked my chain"

That would've been said by me, about that no-good-whore, Bowman.
He didn't even leave me his number.
(snif)
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