Overall Winner Last Night is Ryan?

Race Points from last night
Cush 83
Bowman 77
Topher 74
Aaron 71
Ryan 67

Seems to me that Cush killed everyone last night (in the mud no less).

So you really woke up this morning with a pen, paper, and calculator to figure out if Beth's math was right? SAD SAD MAN!!!!!

just looked at the results, small tab on your left there, dave.

I believe the mathematical formulae for determining the overall winner are slightly more scientific than for fastest slow person. There have been several weeks this year alone in which the overall winner has not been the top point getter...the weeks that Tilford and Harlan won, for instance. It's a measure of qualitative excellence.

(Note: All of this does not negate the fact that Cush seemed to manhandle Ryan last night.)

A. It's "overall champion."
B. Cush is trying to name a ride after himself. All accolades are on hold.

Yeah, I got best overall rider one night. And I was really drunk.

Hey, wait a minute. The ride isn't named after me. The ride is officially called "The Shit Fight" (because that's what finishing it feels like sometimes, a real shit fight). I just didn't want to send out a mass email with that in there. Someone might get offended. Cushionborough is my house (as some like to call it). What the email should have said a little clearer, "The Shit Fight (ride) goes past Cushionborough (my house) so we can stop there and fuel up, use the restroom, etc."

So who cried more today?
Bowman or young Yozell?

I also jumped the gun on the lemans start of the backwards race.

steak wrote:

(Note: All of this does not negate the fact that Cush seemed to manhandle Ryan last night.)

The only manhandling Cush did last night was to himself while embrocating...And maybe after the race on the way home

Come on Ryan, you can't feel have a warm, fuzzy feeling about your performance, considering how some west coaster/desert type slapped you silly last night in the mud....

The funniest part of this (besides the obvious questioning ANYTHING about the rules of FSX) is that Bowman thinks we have scoring figured out 5 minutes post-race when prizes are awarded. Even so, what do points have to do with winners at FSX?
For those that missed it, this is how Cush "slapped Ryan silly":

Race 1: Backwards
9. Ryan
10. Cush

Race 2: Team*
1. Cush-Dan
2. Ryan-Robi
*Cush and Ryan started for their respected teams and Ryan was first person back in the tent after Lap 1. First person at all...not just beating Cush, but everyone. Team CD lost their lead when Dan put the hurt on Robi.

Race 3: Goat Field Miss 'n Out
If you were in it, you may not have seen the performance by Ryan, Nick and Taus after one lap when the trio attempted trackstanding at the line after Lap 1. Now THAT was entertainment. We still pulled all three of them immediately, just because. And strangely enough, no one whined or questioned the judges' decision.

Race 4: Time Trial
2. Ryan
3. Cush

Ryan--Bowman's right. You should be ashamed and embarrassed by that showing.

What about when I gave Slacks Ryan a clearly cx illegal straight arm shove off the course while we were running? That was a little bit of manhandling. Or do we call it "Slackshandling?"

I am not sure where I said Ryan should be "ashamed and embarassed" - that must be manifesting from somewhere else, Beth?....

Bowman wrote:I am not sure where I said Ryan should be "ashamed and embarassed" - that must be manifesting from somewhere else, Beth?....

See, us journalist types know that when you put a period somewhere between words, it's the end of a sentence. Hence: "Bowman's right." ends that thought. Had I said "Bowman's right in saying you should be ashamed and embarrassed...", then of course, I'm quoting someone. Or I may have tried putting it in quotes, which also would've worked. (Note how I did just that with "slapped Ryan silly" in the post.)
I take full credit for calling Ryan out. Those are MY words, so don't try to steal them. I thought the fact that the post was by BikeBeth made it fairly obvious that I was the one speaking. But just to be clear: Ryan--Beth says you should be ashamed and embarrassed by that showing.
I mean, c'mon, Yozell beat you in the ITT? Sad, man.

FINALLY, we get some great smack talking here...it's about freakin' time(halfway through the season)...!!! This is wicked amusing, keep it up, really makes my day go faster.

Ryan, it looks like everything was quiet and dull without you. Please don't let work send you away again during the FSX season, unless you can bring someone from the whack pack to make it up to all of us(or just some of us).

Yo "Slacks" Ryan!
I'm out of town this week so you get a break. Come Belgian Night, oh ya, Slacks are gonna get cleaned, pressed and ironed.

It's on. Like donkey kong!