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Quotes of the Night

Post  dan on Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:55 pm

"Its muddy out there" --Mary

"Dirt is just mud without water" --Mary when questioned about the 'muddy' conditions

"Why are Army Jay and Bowman coming out of the woods together?" --Dan


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Post  steak on Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:36 pm

"Am I the only one who feels nervous seeing Army Jay swinging an ax?"
-Bill (and at least three others)

"I promise I won't take you out, Steak. I don't want you writing bad things about me."

"I either was going to crash into Matt or endo. I decided to endo. And now I'm effed up. There's no way I'm biking another lap. I'm going to get a beer and wait for someone to lap me."

"I decided to bust out my Hammer Pants."
-Kuklis, discussing his Guinness "lounge" pants

"He's an old pop icon. He had this special dance. He got rich, then he got poor. (Long pause.) Probably not something you need to worry about."
-Kuklis, trying to put "Hammer Pants" in context for my 3-year-old son.

"You have a lot more aging to do. If you're lucky."
-Pearson, ostensibly wishing me a sort of happy birthday.


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Post  Plunkett on Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:59 pm

"Bobby, no mask tonight" - my father to Bobby Lea


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Post  BikeBeth on Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:11 pm

On bees...
"Bees are so advanced."--Kuklis

"It's great...they have a whole system where the females do all the work."--Jack Simes

"Yep, just like life."--Steve


"Who rotates their tires?"--Kuklis, when someone suggested a way to extend tire life

"I do."--Pearson


"Where the f*&k did Jack go?"--Jackie, by the firepit, an hour after his carbomb

"Set your stomach to dry heave."--Pete about Bowman's ever-popping-into-view gut

"Where are you going with that look?"--Ryan, on Kuklis going to pee

"I never felt closer to puking."--Scooter after slamming Guinness

"I think I left my guts on the floor."--Taylor, clearing the garage in an unglorious fashion

"It is me, your underwear, why did you sh*t on me?"--Ryan, assuming the role of Taylor's drawers

"Usually you peace right out."--Pete, on Kuklis hanging post-race

"Because Torch and Blade were already taken."--Ryan, on why his nickname is Flask

"This is what some a$@hole brings when I say to bring beer."--Ryan, surveying the garage floor of soda, water and Gatorade

"We'll have to have Prohibition night."--James, on the loot of non-alcoholic beverages

"I never thought I'd be standing on a podium next to you."--Selene to Bobby Lea


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Post  mattmor on Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:13 pm

"Can I just come as ugly? -- Tom discussing his costume choices.

"You'd have to change first" --Beth explaining the rules of costumes.


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