Quotes of the Night

"You two look like a fetish website."--Bill commenting on the Cushionbury's excessively furry costumes

"That's what you call a breast malfunction."--James observing Bobby's bra and stuffing issues

"I don't want to ride my bike. I just want to sit here in my bear suit and drink beer."--Cush after DNFing and spending the rest of the night happily spectating

"Yo Steve, don't you wish you'd kept that Cannondale?"--Taylor, passing a walking-with-carbon-wheel Steve in the woods

"My tits took me down."--Robi describing why he crashed on the descent

"I was trying to escape the fire, but couldn't move this gigantic masonry structure."--Jamie Bock after flipping backward off the concrete bench around midnight

[stone silence, total loss for words, bewildered are-you-from-another-planet look]--Ryan in response to Lisa asking what would happen if he didn't drink while racing

"You look like a $30 hooker."--Ray observing Steve's high boots, fishnet stockings and bloody knees

Ok, gotta ask the question.... How does Ray know what a $30 hooker looks like?

"Bras aren't made for people with chest hair" -Robi on his choice in lingerie

"You can really fit a lot of stuff in here."
Robi commenting on wonders of wearing said bra.