QUOTES OF THE NIGHT

"I seem to have Pryor stuck in my spokes."
—Robi, upon negotiating the drop before the goose egg.

"That was my Miss America moment, right there."
—Plunkett, spying his third beer of the race.

"It's cool to get this, but I'm also really insulted by it."
--Neyen, after being awarded a prize for the night's Fastest Slow Person

"Traction is actually good out there as long as you're willing to just let your bike go and slide."
--Bill, at the end of Race 1 (and after 3 PBRs)

"That would be really hot if it were anyone other than Plunkett."
--Taylor, upon seeing a little to much skin when Plunkett takes it upon himself to turn the garage into his personal changing room post-race

"I thought it might help me build my skills."
--X2, on her decision to ride sans light for the entire first race

"I'm really hammered."
Bill, stating the obvious after slamming 3 PBRs in a 20-minute race.

"Wash your eyes. You can get an infection."*
(*That might be a paraphrase.)
Erica, cautioning the goat-crap coated mass of humanity in the garage on the perils of having goat poop covering our corneas.