Quotes of the Night

"I got Duked."
--Bowman, after broadsiding Ray's dog and causing the sweet pile-up on the driveway at the start of race 2.

"Oh. That's hot."
--Kuklis, perhaps drunk, perhaps concussed, reaching into the fire post-race.

"I was steering my bike like a one-handed bus driver."
--Ryan, explaining his winning technique after race 2.

"What was my quote?"
--Ignosh, puzzled.

"No offense, but I didn't know who you were."
--Beth, at seeing me come across second after lap 1.

"She had to know her boobs were out there"
--Jeremy on anonymous subway lady

"If I take it off, my head will get cold."
--Robi, when asked at 10 pm why he was still wearing his helmet 2 hours after the race ended.

"I never crash over 20 miles per hour."
-Kuklis, after tumbling off the cement bench by the fire.

"Damn dog"
-Bowman, seconds before trying to kick Duke in the snout.

"I'm normally really good at drinking beer."
-Robi, trying to express his feelings about others downing PBR faster than him.

"No. Not this second."
-X2 (who used to race with anger), when asked if she wanted to pass a floundering Steak.