Quotes of the Night

"Can Bowman just cross like that as if he's a deer?"--Pryor, as Bowman exits the pit and resumes racing midcourse

"Am I winning?"--Pete, wishfully hoping for an end to Race 2

"I had a rough go tonight."--Kuklis, explaining why there was leaves and foliage inside his bib shorts

"It was like riding through a bean burrito."--Taylor, aptly tying course conditions to the Mexican-themed night

"If you see a swarm of bikers and you don't know what to do, hug a tree."--Natalie, explaining how to avoid getting hit on the course

"I didn't realize there was a seatpost."--Nick, on why he tried breaking the PBR pinata with his head

"Tell everyone thanks for providing me with the absolute best opportunity for a DUI."--Scooter, calling on his way home, while driving the can & bottle-filled Elky

"That's my dad and Kuklic. They're winning."--Nick Pomajevich, replying to a spectator questioning the sombrero-wearing racers

"Who is your favorite Mexican?" --Ryan Pomajevich to Nick Pomajevich
"You are!" ---Nick Pomajevich in response

"You look kind of fast, even when you're going slow"
-Bill, kind of complementing Neyen

"If I had known it was you, I would have taken you out."
-Kuklis, talking to Bowman after 2nd race

"My goal was to be the fastest sober rider out there tonight."
-Lath

"Just try and convince me that fake moustaches aren't funny."
-Kuklis

"I think I can drink 30 PBRs in 24 hours. Yeah, that seems reasonable."
-Ryan

"I was winning until I wasn't winning."
-Kuklis

"You know: That sombero looks really good on Christine."
-Bill

"You can never taste the hops in Mexican beer."
-Matt A

"I've got Yozell figured out. He comes every other week so he gets a big multiplier. He's one of those guys who's pretending not to look at the GC but he is."
-Kuklis

"It's just two guys getting naked, Steak, it's no big deal. I do it every week. But usually with Cush."
-Bowman, asking if he can join me while I'm changing in the office

"Yeah I crashed. It was some chick going slow."
-Kuklis

"Is the Patron for smart people? Or dumb people?"
-Laroo

"Did i get any of that in your mouth?"- Robi to Taylor, about.... something.

"I'm a Schnexican!" -followed by an amusing but lengthy explanation.
-Ryan, proclaiming his chosen minority membership for the evening