Quotes of the night

"That's what she said"
-attributed to at least half a dozen people last night. Ok, I get it. You're hip, you watch The Office, enough already.

(in the car on the way to FSX)

JUNIPER:
"Daddy, do you drink too much alcohol?"

ME:
"Uhm ... sometimes."

JUNIPER:
"I don't want you to drink too much alcohol."

ME:
"Uh, ok. Why not?"

JUNIPER:
"Because I don't want you to go to jail like David Lee Roth did."

(I sometimes read the Van Halen picture book to Juniper for story time)

"Daddy!"
—Juni running to Kuklis in total delight before the race.

This is an all-Robi exclusive commentary section....

"I have a sinking feeling I'm about to be really pissed off."
-Robi, minutes after we finish the second race

"How could you be the fastest slow person if I beat you twice?"
-Robi, learning that I've earned a podium spot.

"Cheers dude. Oh, I see you don't have a bottle. See: I even get a beer faster than you."
-Robi, starting to stew

"Is this thing fixed?"
-Robi, asking Bill about how the fastest slow person is selected

"Are you going to wear that medal to bed?"
-Robi

"I sort of suspect that the way I keep talking about this means that I'll NEVER get fastest slow person."
-Robi

"No, no really: I'm happy for you Steak"
-Robi