Quotes of the night...

Let's get this topic started....

"A stick went right up my..." -Paul Taus, saying something about his steerer tube?

"KEITH! You're falling behind!"
--X2, as Plunkett is the last to leave the PBR pit

"I hate that girl."
--Spago, once again duking it out with his nemesis, Emily during the race.

"God forbid we should have to socialize."
--Scooter, after Heath complained it was too quiet during the race and went in search of music

"I'M COMIN' BOWMAN!"
--Ryan, beginning the last lap of Race 2

"Spago's prancing!"
--X2, spectating as riders negotiate the barriers

"That wasn't even close."
--Heath, watching Chuck fail to clear the barriers and do a full bodyplant

"I'm done, right?!"
--Lisa, coming to the line, hoping for a finish

"Aren't you worried if you name her Isabella that everyone will call her Pig Dog?"
--someone at the campfire post-race, discussing Ray's baby name choice

"3 beers is 3 beers too many"
-- Plunkett, surprisingly, after race 1

"If you didnt have to clean the mud off your bike at least 10 times just to keep pedaling, you havent met your nightly quota- do the second race..." said to Joe Favara before he bailed on the second race

"clink clank screech ding clank"
--Plunkett's wheel

"Yeah, THANKS! whoever that was..." -Ray, speaking to the Cross Cam when the flash went off

"Joey, don't make me take you out"

---Bowman trying to pass.

"One thing I learned tonight is that Ray doesn't give it up, easily." -Brad, after being taken to the trees 3+ times, while trying to pass me.

"I made the distinction long ago ... I'm easy. But, I'm not cheap." - Me, in an off-topic response to Brad's comment.

"What the fuck Kuklis?!? Thanks a lot"

Ray to me as I took him wide aroung the goat fence, while all his front spokes ground on my frame.

"What in the hell is an open container law?"

Ryan retelling a story about a backwoods West Virginia hick whose mind almost exploded when he found out such a thing existed.