Flemish Primer

Impress your friends on Belgian Night!

Level One: Beginner

Bier = Beer
Wafels = Waffles
Water = Water

Level Two: Intermediate

Lekker = yummy (as in food)
Lekker = nice (as in weather or ass)
Snel = fast
Langzaam = slow
modder = mud
koud = cold

Level Three: Advanced (Conversation)

Will je nog een biertje? = Would you like another beer?

Ja, Graag! = Yes, please!

Au, dat boom is pijnlijk! = Ow, that tree hurt!

Ik heb in mijn broek gepissed = I think I wet myself on that last lap.

Extra Credit:

Heb je gehoord dat premier Guy Verhofstadt heeft van koning Albert de vraag gekregen om 'hem op zeer korte termijn te informeren hoe de huidige impasse kan worden doorbroken'?

Did you hear that Prime Minister Guy Verhofstadt was asked by King Albert 'to inform him as soon as possible how the current (governmental) impasse can be broken'?

Ah ha! So it was Flemish Heath was mumbling before falling into the firepit with his wet crotch.

Thanks, Amy!